You have to wonder if someone at Valve is a massive fan of the Nintendo Switch. Sat in a meeting, their mind wandering about all the improvements they’d make to the incredible console-handheld hybrid if they were in charge, then a revelation strikes like a lightning bolt from above. A hand slowly raises, and Valve boss Gabe Newell stares them down. “This better not be about Half-Life”, he says. No. Not this time.