“It must be a bitter pill to swallow being Wario. You see Mario constantly fail to protect his beloved princess, being forced to rescue her time and time again, and really, the only thing that makes you a “bad guy” is that you eat too much garlic and are a greedy guy. I mean, is greed really that bad when all it amounts to is a desire to not be so poor you can’t afford pizza? That’s all this dude wants: some pizza, and probably world domination.”

Read the full review in GamesTM issue 204.